remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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