I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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