Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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