I want to stick my p in your. b.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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