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  • 45 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:38am
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    This could be a really good night if it's a foreign actress they're talking about

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:31pm
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    5:40 likes the taste of his own semen

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:03am
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    massive penis envy going on on this end. if i had a penis i'd stick it in bread, yogurt, butter, inbetweent the sofa cushins, a hole in the wall, a teddy bear, your moms mouth, cake, pudding, pie, ur dads asshole, your sister, the glove box, elmo's ear oh yeah..and i'd masterbate every day of my life.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:41pm
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    wrong. wrong. wrong.

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:53pm
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    Keep the mouse in the house you whore.

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:10pm
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    So I live in the area code, and my ex told me stories about when he was drunk and would stick his penis in foreign objects. I instantly thought of him >.>

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:20pm
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    5:00 fail. (lovly lady kicks big bone in the balls)

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:42pm
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    Haha, I love it when people post "first", and they are actually 2nd. aka FirstFailers!

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:02pm
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    I'm thinking it was a soda bottle - needle dick

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:00pm
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    First, and awwwkward.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:22pm
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    you can all think whatever you'd like. guarantee you'll never guess.

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:28am
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    9:03 is my hero!!!!!!!

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:45pm
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    BIG TONE IS FUCKING RETARDED! I am freaking sweeet :)

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:01pm
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    Unless your mother is an immigrant. (big tone rides again)

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:40pm
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    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me