No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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