Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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