I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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