k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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