YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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