Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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