I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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