Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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