can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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