If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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