Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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