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  • 112 45
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 10, 11 at 2:27pm
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    That'd be like a fat person suing McDonalds.

  • 75 48
    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 10, 11 at 3:00pm
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    I bet he is thinking the sane thing, God if I wake up with another cow I will sue Patron for this mess!!!!

  • 73 48
    Submitted by Quake6 on Dec 10, 11 at 3:33pm
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    or you could just stop drinking tequila. then when you woke up with strange dick you'd be the only one to blame

  • 53 41
    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 10, 11 at 6:57pm
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    Or you could just grow up and get your act together..

  • 47 46
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Dec 10, 11 at 5:32pm
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    yea because the tequila companies just totally came up to you and held you down, forced your mouth open and poured it in, then put a penis in you when you blacked out. \n\nOn another note I would like to see a lawyer who could try to represent this person while keeping a straight face.

    • 15 41
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 11, 11 at 12:15am
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      isn't that the plot to that lifetime network movie "drink you whore!"..yea that came on after the romantic comedy "daddy nooo"

    • 18 35
      Submitted by reeln on Dec 11, 11 at 5:05am
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      but how can women be responsible for being whores. it has to be someone's fault after all. ever moron is a victim. according to our legal system. the only real crime is stupidity

  • 41 45
    Submitted by 9miletn on Dec 10, 11 at 2:25pm
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    Depends on which hole it's in when you wake up.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by jwinterh on Dec 11, 11 at 3:40am
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    Some of the comments are so ridiculously serious that I think they're even funnier than the text itself. People don't need your bull shit life lessons and other suggestions that some post, it's funny! Enjoy it and shut the hell up!

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Scratch_daddy_87 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:42pm
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    Perhaps it is time to take a look at what you're doing with your evenings

  • 33 45
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 10, 11 at 8:31pm
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    How do you not have std's?

    • 17 36
      Submitted by Cekil1 on Dec 12, 11 at 12:37am
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      How do you know she doesn't?

  • 29 50
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 5:18pm
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    stop being a whore and this won't happen..i don't need SCIENCE!! or a sign from jesus as he wonders about his cock closet to know this

  • 20 35
    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 12, 11 at 6:36pm
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    why don't you just sue your parents? you know, the makers of lush slut?

  • 24 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 11 at 7:24am
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    At least charge for it.

  • 19 43
    Submitted by spindlemeister on Dec 13, 11 at 7:13am
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    Don't blame tequila, blame being a slut!

  • 20 50
    Submitted by Sydefx on Dec 10, 11 at 10:02pm
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    This is fake.

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      Submitted by DollfaceMagee on May 10, 12 at 4:26pm
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      In that area, this is not fake....

  • 22 57
    Submitted by DoYourself on Dec 10, 11 at 7:34pm
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    Well stop fucking randoms... get a sex toy instead! Try doyouevenbetter.com

  • 18 55
    Submitted by randomreader on Dec 11, 11 at 12:41pm
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    You must support Obama and his idea that the families of gun shot victims can sue the gun or ammo manufacturer!

    • 17 42
      Submitted by bwl2 on Dec 11, 11 at 4:08pm
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      You watch fox news don't you.