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  • That'd be like a fat person suing McDonalds.

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 10, 11 at 2:27pm
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  • or you could just stop drinking tequila. then when you woke up with strange dick you'd be the only one to blame

    Submitted by Quake6 on Dec 10, 11 at 3:33pm
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  • I bet he is thinking the sane thing, God if I wake up with another cow I will sue Patron for this mess!!!!

    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 10, 11 at 3:00pm
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  • yea because the tequila companies just totally came up to you and held you down, forced your mouth open and poured it in, then put a penis in you when you blacked out. \n\nOn another note I would like to see a lawyer who could try to represent this person while keeping a straight face.

    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Dec 10, 11 at 5:32pm
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    • isn't that the plot to that lifetime network movie "drink you whore!"..yea that came on after the romantic comedy "daddy nooo"

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 11, 11 at 12:15am
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    • but how can women be responsible for being whores. it has to be someone's fault after all. ever moron is a victim. according to our legal system. the only real crime is stupidity

      Submitted by reeln on Dec 11, 11 at 5:05am
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  • Or you could just grow up and get your act together..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 10, 11 at 6:57pm
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  • Depends on which hole it's in when you wake up.

    Submitted by 9miletn on Dec 10, 11 at 2:25pm
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  • Perhaps it is time to take a look at what you're doing with your evenings

    Submitted by Scratch_daddy_87 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:42pm
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  • Some of the comments are so ridiculously serious that I think they're even funnier than the text itself. People don't need your bull shit life lessons and other suggestions that some post, it's funny! Enjoy it and shut the hell up!

    Submitted by jwinterh on Dec 11, 11 at 3:40am
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  • How do you not have std's?

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 10, 11 at 8:31pm
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  • stop being a whore and this won't happen..i don't need SCIENCE!! or a sign from jesus as he wonders about his cock closet to know this

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 5:18pm
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  • Well stop fucking randoms... get a sex toy instead! Try doyouevenbetter.com

    Submitted by DoYourself on Dec 10, 11 at 7:34pm
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  • At least charge for it.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 11 at 7:24am
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  • Don't blame tequila, blame being a slut!

    Submitted by spindlemeister on Dec 13, 11 at 7:13am
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  • You must support Obama and his idea that the families of gun shot victims can sue the gun or ammo manufacturer!

    Submitted by randomreader on Dec 11, 11 at 12:41pm
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  • why don't you just sue your parents? you know, the makers of lush slut?

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 12, 11 at 6:36pm
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  • This is fake.

    Submitted by Sydefx on Dec 10, 11 at 10:02pm
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