Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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