So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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