DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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