whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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