ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
porn star boner night. come get it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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