Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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