hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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