____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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