you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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