I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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