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  • 69 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:32pm

    Then she got to be a badass demon queen.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm

    2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys.... What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by mvcolville on May 24, 10 at 6:59pm

    12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:54pm

    this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:32pm

    LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:02pm

    ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:58pm

    Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/

  • 57 59
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 3, 10 at 10:47am

    It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:26pm

    12:25 off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:56pm

    ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:27pm

    Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:16pm

    I know how you feel man =(

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:20pm

    2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:07pm

    12:54 fuck off its real.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:05am

    Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found? God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:52pm

    You should know,you fucking bastard

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:34pm

    2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:37pm

    I hope he doesn't have a dog.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:01am

    I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:06pm

    microwaved cantelope

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:13pm

    2:11 can suck my big hairy balls

  • 50 69
    Submitted by flacidBoner on May 16, 10 at 12:41am

    Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:27pm

    hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:29pm

    12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:19pm

    6:53, too soon... ...lmao

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:08pm

    thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:06pm

    soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:08pm

    This...is funny as shit.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:35am

    You know your a redneck when....

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:06pm

    He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically: he had me at jello.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:29pm

    12:27 hey pot, you're black -kettle

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:48pm

    did michael jackson post this?

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    Ahhhh...must be Priest....

  • 31 41
    Submitted by billy2 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:45am

    Watts douche

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:53pm

    AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:03pm

    ya, who sends this text? what a tool..

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm

    i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm

    reminds me of michael jackson

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:09pm

    yay for desperation

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 12:17pm

    I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:28pm

    western mass is gross.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:08pm

    ^ I see what you did there

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:28pm

    lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:25pm

    This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:08pm

    June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:50pm

    12:29 knows whats up