i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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