I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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