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  • 61 51
    Submitted by Xiphos on Oct 16, 10 at 5:35pm

    The OP PLANNED to accidentally hook up with two people? How do you plan an accident? Aside from poking holes in condoms, I mean.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Oct 17, 10 at 12:14am

    Snooki wants to smush smush.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by jondime23 on Oct 16, 10 at 8:22pm

    Jessybus, so what's that make you for continually reading moronic Internet posts? Besides a fa g g ot for making a paris Hilton reference

  • 47 43
    Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 16, 10 at 3:19pm

    Like OMG!!

  • 41 33
    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 19, 10 at 8:33am

    Now I know why my "authentic" Chinese finger trap was made in New York

  • 43 40
    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 18, 10 at 11:46am

    Smashing the Virgin out of Virginia.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 17, 10 at 1:26pm

    Sweetie, if you have to travel to the cock, you're doing something wrong. The cock is supposed to travel to you.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by jussybus on Oct 18, 10 at 10:15am

    Jondime , you like, miss the , like point...like.\nYou all sound like the chick you are trying to distance yourself , like...from you...like...moron

  • 50 69
    Submitted by deenjiee on Oct 16, 10 at 7:07pm

    Fail.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by jussybus on Oct 16, 10 at 3:23pm

    Listen Paris "like" Hilton generation, it's bad enough every second word you say is "like", let alone actually writing it! You sound like morons!