K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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