who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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