shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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