nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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