I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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