you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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