I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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