I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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