How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Damn victory sex feels great
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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