Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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