p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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