I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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