You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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