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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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