ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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