Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i believe in u and ur pee
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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