As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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