Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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