for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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