You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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