Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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