it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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